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Oh boy!\n\nBlinky is in for a super fun, fuzzy surprise - and he loves surprises!\n\nHe's so happy to have such good pals as Oggy and Mugsy who loves him so much that they fix such a great surprise for him!\n\nThat's truly the best way to treat a friend!\n\n@@font-family:chewy;font-size:80%;opacity:0.8;[[. . .|bdie1]]@@
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Another magical day has passed and the three friends must run along home to their moms and dads.\n\nThey've laughed and had an amazing day filled with cheer and giggles. Hopefully it's not long until another incredible fuzzy, fun day comes along.\n\nOne can only hope...\n\n@@font-family:chewy;font-size:80%;opacity:0.8;[[. . .|theend]]@@
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@@font-family:Chewy;font-size:45%;opacity:0.5;Mugsy the Moose:@@\n\nAre you askin' me?\nYou askin' me?!!\n\nI will fucking end your pathetic life if you don't explain what the fuck YOU are doing here?!\n\n@@font-family:chewy;font-size:80%;opacity:0.8;[[. . .|o2]]@@
@@font-family:Chewy;font-size:45%;opacity:0.5;Oggy the Owl:@@\n\nYeah you did actually\n\n<<timedgoto "mshare2" 1s>>
@@font-family:Chewy;font-size:45%;opacity:0.5;Mugsy the Moose:@@\n\nOh I'm the retard?!\nI'm not the one who got dropped on my head in a fucking cesspool of urine and crap, munching it down and filling my head with fucked up ideas!\n\nI mean it man: SHUT YOUR FUCKING SHIT REEKING MOUTH!!\n\n@@font-family:chewy;font-size:80%;opacity:0.8;[[. . .|s4]]@@
@@font-family:Chewy;font-size:45%;opacity:0.5;Mugsy the Moose:@@\n\nI see that your disgusting pie hole keeps yapping but it doesn't make any sense. I'm supposed to meet Blinky here shit breath!\n\n@@font-family:chewy;font-size:80%;opacity:0.8;[[. . .|s3]]@@
@@font-family:Chewy;font-size:45%;opacity:0.5;Oggy the Owl:@@\n\nBlinky you fucking molester! This is all your fault!!\nDid you touch your own product again?\n\nI swear to god, he's like a fucking pedophile at a kindergarten when it comes to drugs!\n\n@@font-family:chewy;font-size:80%;opacity:0.8;[[. . .|m6]]@@
The Fuzzy Little Adventure
@@font-family:Chewy;font-size:45%;opacity:0.5;Oggy the Owl:@@\n\nWhat the fuck you mean you asked us both to get here?\nHey wait...you got my coke with you right?\n\n@@font-family:chewy;font-size:80%;opacity:0.8;[[. . .|b3]]@@
@@font-family:Chewy;font-size:45%;opacity:0.5;Oggy the Owl:@@\n\nI can't explain what Mugsy the Retard is doing here, but you told me to fucking show up here. We have some business to take care off...\n\n@@font-family:chewy;font-size:80%;opacity:0.8;[[. . .|m4]]@@
@@font-family:Chewy;font-size:45%;opacity:0.5;Oggy the Owl:@@\n\nWhat the fuck you mean that you're supposed to meet Blinky here?\nAre you fucking mentally challenged?!\nLast I heard, Blinky and you didn't even fucking talk!?\n\n@@font-family:chewy;font-size:80%;opacity:0.8;[[. . .|m3]]@@
@@font-family:Chewy;font-size:45%;opacity:0.5;Oggy the Owl:@@\n\nI've been sitting on these hard ass chairs for too fucking long waiting for Blinky.\nI tell you, my rectum is all flat and will probably shit rectangular shit tonight!\n\nYou should get the fuck out before Blinky gets here.\n\n@@font-family:chewy;font-size:80%;opacity:0.8;[[. . .|m2]]@@
@@font-family:Chewy;font-size:45%;opacity:0.5;Oggy the Owl:@@\n\nWhat the fuck are you doing here you herpes stricken fuck sucker!?!\n\n@@font-family:chewy;font-size:80%;opacity:0.8;[[. . .|m1]]@@
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@@font-family:Chewy;font-size:45%;opacity:0.5;Blinky the Bunny:@@\n\nSo you fucking perverted goat herders.\nHow's it gonna be?\nHere's your precious coke.\n\n@@font-family:chewy;font-size:80%;opacity:0.8;[[. . .|mshare1]]@@
@@font-family:Chewy;font-size:45%;opacity:0.5;Oggy the Owl:@@\n\nOk calm down now...\nLet's not do anything stupid!\nOk?!\nAll I want.\nIs to buy some fucking coke!\n\n@@font-family:chewy;font-size:80%;opacity:0.8;[[. . .|m8]]@@
@@font-family:Chewy;font-size:45%;opacity:0.5;Blinky the Bunny:@@\n\n<<timedinsert 0.6s>>N-<<endtimedinsert>><<timedinsert 1s>>n-<<endtimedinsert>><<timedinsert 1.4s>>n-<<endtimedinsert>><<timedinsert 1.8s>>n-<<endtimedinsert>><<timedinsert 2.2s>>not enough!<<endtimedinsert>>\n\n@@font-family:chewy;font-size:80%;opacity:0.8;[[. . .|oshare1]]@@
@@font-family:Chewy;font-size:45%;opacity:0.5;Blinky the Bunny:@@\n\nAs I said: not enough!\nDid I stutter?\n\n@@font-family:chewy;font-size:80%;opacity:0.8;[[. . .|oshare2]]@@
@@font-family:Chewy;font-size:45%;opacity:0.5;Oggy the Owl:@@\n\nYeah I thought so too but my ears must be playing a prank on me as\nhe must have some fucking belgian blue, habanero, rock balls to dare to tell me to calm the fuck down!\n\nAnd that dope fiend fucker can't be that waisted to try to pull that kind of stunt!\n\n@@font-family:chewy;font-size:80%;opacity:0.8;[[. . .|b6]]@@
@@font-family:Chewy;font-size:45%;opacity:0.5;Blinky the Bunny:@@\n\nI don't fucking care at all, just as I get my dough!\n\n@@font-family:chewy;font-size:80%;opacity:0.8;[[. . .|oshare5]]@@
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@@font-family:Chewy;font-size:45%;opacity:0.5;Blinky the Bunny:@@\n\nHere's your fucking, teen killing, drugs assholes!\n\n@@font-family:chewy;font-size:80%;opacity:0.8;[[. . .|oshare4]]@@
@@font-family:Chewy;font-size:45%;opacity:0.5;Oggy the Owl:@@\n\nTake your goddamn money and fade away.\nBuy smack for it and fucking just die a junkie death\nyou rejected gangsta wannabe!\n\n@@font-family:chewy;font-size:80%;opacity:0.8;[[. . .|end]]@@
@@font-family:Chewy;font-size:45%;opacity:0.5;Oggy the Owl:@@\n\nI know, but as long as I got this, I think things will play out nicely.\n\n@@font-family:chewy;font-size:80%;opacity:0.8;[[. . .|mdie4]]@@
@@font-family:Chewy;font-size:45%;opacity:0.5;Blinky the Bunny:@@\n\nSHUT UP!\n70, fucking, thousand!!\n\n@@font-family:chewy;font-size:80%;opacity:0.8;[[. . .|share2]]@@
@@font-family:Chewy;font-size:45%;opacity:0.5;Oggy the Owl:@@\n\nYeah...\n\n[[...let's bounce|end]]\n[[...but I feel a bit greedy|mdie3]]
@@font-family:Chewy;font-size:45%;opacity:0.5;Oggy the Owl:@@\n\nI swear to Satan I will fucking smash your teeth in, shove my arm down your throat, grab your heart, rip it out of you, deep fry it and serve it to your family!!\n\nHey wait a minute...\n\n@@font-family:chewy;font-size:80%;opacity:0.8;[[. . .|s5]]@@
@@font-family:Chewy;font-size:45%;opacity:0.5;Mugsy the Moose:@@\n\nSo that went well...\n\n@@font-family:chewy;font-size:80%;opacity:0.8;[[. . .|odie2]]@@
@@font-family:Chewy;font-size:45%;opacity:0.5;Mugsy the Moose:@@\n\nWhat do you mean by...?\n...fuck me.\n\nYou're such a douche bagging turd nazi, you fucking virus.\nI should just erase you from the face of the fucking, horrible world!\n\n@@font-family:chewy;font-size:80%;opacity:0.8;[[. . .|odie3]]@@
@@font-family:Chewy;font-size:45%;opacity:0.5;Mugsy the Moose:@@\n\nA milk gun, you lactose intolerant weak ass fucktard!!\nYou got something to say?!!\n\n@@font-family:chewy;font-size:80%;opacity:0.8;[[. . .|oshare6]]@@
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@@font-family:Chewy;font-size:45%;opacity:0.5;Mugsy the Moose:@@\n\nWhat the ass?!\nIs that a nut gun?\nDon't do anything stupid man!\nHave you seen someone dying from peanut allergy?\nIt's not something you wanna see man!!\n\n@@font-family:chewy;font-size:80%;opacity:0.8;[[. . .|odie4]]@@
@@font-family:Chewy;font-size:45%;opacity:0.5;Mugsy the Moose:@@\n\nSo what the fuck does a swine like you need all that coke for?\nYou got a connection?\n\n@@font-family:chewy;font-size:80%;opacity:0.8;[[. . .|o13]]@@
@@font-family:Chewy;font-size:45%;opacity:0.5;Blinky the Bunny:@@\n\n<<timedinsert 1s>>Calm.<<endtimedinsert>><<timedinsert 2s>>the fuck.<<endtimedinsert>><<timedinsert 3s>>down.<<endtimedinsert>>\n\n@@font-family:chewy;font-size:80%;opacity:0.8;[[. . .|m7]]@@
@@font-family:Chewy;font-size:45%;opacity:0.5;Mugsy the Moose:@@\n\nBlinky you self pleasuring speed jerker!\n50 Gs?\nWhy the fuck was I supposed to bring 80?!\n\n@@font-family:chewy;font-size:80%;opacity:0.8;[[. . .|b8]]@@
@@font-family:Chewy;font-size:45%;opacity:0.5;Mugsy the Moose:@@\n\nThat fucking rat you carried around?\nI thought that was just like a goddamn super crab crawling around.\nI was doing you and your prophylactic fearing dick a favor!\n\n@@font-family:chewy;font-size:80%;opacity:0.8;[[. . .|o12]]@@
Sometimes when a friend gets real tired he or she just needs to rest a bit. An afternoon nap is the best cure for a grumpy friend!\n\nSo why don't you try it yourself? Just like Blinky you can take a loooong nap and then you're ready to play even more!\n\n@@font-family:chewy;font-size:80%;opacity:0.8;[[. . .|mdie2]]@@
THE END
@@font-family:Chewy;font-size:45%;opacity:0.5;Mugsy the Moose:@@\n\nAs do I motherfucker!\nSo best for you is to leave before\nI skin your skinny little dick and dip it salt!!\n\n@@font-family:chewy;font-size:80%;opacity:0.8;[[. . .|o10]]@@
@@font-family:Chewy;font-size:45%;opacity:0.5;Oggy the Owl:@@\n\nI thought we had a deal you you fucking sociopathic motherfucker!\nHey what the fuck kind of gun is that?!\n\n@@font-family:chewy;font-size:80%;opacity:0.8;[[. . .|mshare6]]@@
@@font-family:Chewy;font-size:45%;opacity:0.5;Mugsy the Moose:@@\n\nYeah.\nOk I feel you.\nYou know I fucking hate you more than my mama...but ok.\n\n@@font-family:chewy;font-size:80%;opacity:0.8;[[. . .|o14]]@@
@@font-family:Chewy;font-size:45%;opacity:0.5;Oggy the Owl:@@\n\nOk. So how's it gonna be?\n\n[[We buy the coke and share...|deal]]\n[[...or we fucking slash that fucker Blinky, steal the coke and save some money|slash]]
PaperBlurt
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@@font-family:Chewy;font-size:45%;opacity:0.5;Blinky the Bunny:@@\n\nAh you fucking anti-christ!\nI knew it. You scheming fuckers!\n\nSo what? You gonna shoot me if I don't play along?\n\n@@font-family:chewy;font-size:80%;opacity:0.8;[[. . .|odie1]]@@